japoople

 

WELCOME TO THE TERMS/LORE PAGE.

 

YOU CAN USE THIS WEBSITE TO LINE BIRD CAGES,

AS KINDLING WHEN STARTING A FIRE IN THE FIREPLACE, AS THE RAW MATERIAL

FOR CREATING PAPER GLIDERS, OR MOST IMPORTANTLY,

AS A GUIDE TO TERMS AND LORE USED AND DISCUSSED WITHIN

THE japoople UNIVERSE. THE ENTRIES ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.

 

japoople

 

japoople (ALL LOWERCASE) IS A BORED PARSON.

SOMETIME IN MID-2020, STRUGGLES WITH THE EVERYDAY BREAKS IN LIF

 MOTIVATED THEM ENOUGH TO SEEK REFUGE IN

MAKING MUSIC WITH VARIOUS KEYBOARDS AND DRUM MACHINE SOUNDS.

THEIR CREATIVE PROCESS MAY BE SLOW, BUT THEY ARE DETERMINED.

AT LEAST TWO MUSICAL PROJECTS ARE EXPECTED FROM japoople;

IRONIC FART MUSIC AND THE “THE OFFICIAL japoople 1978 POLKA ALBUM” ALBUM.

IN ADDITION, TWO OF THEIR PROJECTS ARE ALREADY OUT; A SINGLE CALLED TSOWILTBMTTASITROTHNDATIFTCDTMSFC,

AND A SEMI-LIVE ALBUM CALLED japoople DOES THE COFFEEHOUSE.

 

5104 HINKLEVILLE ROAD

 

5104 HINKLEVILLE ROAD IN PADUCAH, KENTUCKY,

IS THE HOLY AREA, THE FUN AREA IF YOU WILL,

IN THE japoople UNIVERSE. 5104 HINKLEVILLE ROAD IS HOME TO A HARDEE’S RESTAURANT

THAT WAS ERECTED SOMETIME IN OR AROUND 1990.

THIS SPOT IS NOTABLE FOR A CREATURE THAT TRAVELED HERE

SOMETIME IN THE YEAR 2021, ONE SO FOUL IT CANNOT BE APPROACHED.

THIS CREATURE IS KNOWN AS THE PADUCAH FINGER. IF THE FINGER CANNOT

BE APPROACHED, HOW CAN THIS SPOT BE CONSIDERED HOLY?

THE ANSWER IS THAT ITS TALL, BECKONING SIGN EMITS AN AURA

THAT IS FELT THE WORLD OVER INTO THE MINDS OF CONSUMERS

OF japoople MEDIA. SHORTLY AFTER THE FINGER ARRIVED,

japoople BEGAN DOCUMENTING IT;THEIR WORK WILL

BE PUBLISHED ONE OF THESE DAYS.

 

GERTRUDE DANIEL “G.D.” JOEEY, THE BUP-BUP BOY

 

G.D. JOEEY IS A MOST UNFORTUNATE MAN. HE LIVES ALONE.

HE IS ONLY ALLOWED ONE ENGLISH WORD PER DAY.

THE REST OF HIS COMMUNICATION IS LIMITED TO THE SYLLABLE “BUP”,

WHICH LENDS HIM HIS NICKNAME. DUE TO THIS PUNISHMENT,

HE CANNOT COMMUNICATE VERBALLY. DESPITE THIS,

HE MANAGED TO LAND A JOB FLIPPING BURGERS AT A

LOCAL FAST FOOD JOINT. HIS STORY CAN BE HEARD ON

G.D. JOEEY, THE BUP-BUP BOY FIRST MOVEMENT, A TRACK FROM

japoople’s LIVE ALBUM, japoople DOES THE COFFEEHOUSE, AS WELL AS

japoople’s UPCOMING PROJECT, IRONIC FART MUSIC.

 

QUEET

 

A VEHICLE USED BY japoople. A PICTURE OF QUEET IS USED AS THE

TILED BACKGROUND OF THE VERY WEBPAGE YOU ARE LOOKING AT.

THE PINK VEHICLE USED AS THE BACKGROUND IS ONLY

ONE OF THE FORMS IT TAKES; IT SOMETIMES TAKES THE APPEARANCE

OF A BLACK MAZDA SUV. QUEET HAS BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED

ON THE COVER OF japoople’s LIVE ALBUM,

japoople DOES THE COFFEEHOUSE, AND IT IS EXPECTED TO APPEAR

ON MANY MORE AFTER THAT.

 

jasequentialcircuits

 

jasequentialcircuits (ALL LOWERCASE) IS A TROUBLED MAN.

HE WANDERED BETWEEN THE INTERSTATE 24 BRIDGE AND THE

IRVIN S. COBB BRIDGE BEFORE HE WAS DISCOVERED BY A

RECORD LABEL KNOWN AS C-WHAG RECORDS. THEIR

RELATIONSHIP QUICKLY TURNED SOUR, AND NOW C-WHAG AND

jasequentialcircuits ARE IN A LENGTHY LEGAL BATTLE FOR

REASONS THAT SHALL NOT BE FORCLOSED. japoople TOOK jasequentialcircuits

UNDER THEIR WING, AND NOW THE TWO RECORD MUSIC TOGETHER.

HE IS FEATURED ON THE TRACK I’M (ON THE) MIC (WITH THE) JAMS, WHICH WILL

BE ON THE IRONIC FART MUSIC ALBUM.